i identify as a goat

For the legends who know they’re the G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time) and aren’t afraid to bleat about it. This tee is your official membership card to the mountain-climbing, headbutting, grass-eating elite.

Perfect for flexing on mere mortals, confusing strangers, and making farm animals feel seen.

Because you’re not just good—you’re goat.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Printful ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at support@printful.com or write to us Raina bulvaris 25, Riga, Latvia, LV-1050.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	58
4XL	86.4	76.2	61.5
5XL	89	81.3	64.3

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i identify as a goat